Don’t you love when a professor says “you can use your laptops in class for notes” on the first day of class? Of course you do, you’re not an idiot.
Laptops are great for taking notes. Seriously, in our technology driven age you’re probably a faster typer than writer. Furthermore, it’s environmentally friendly to use your laptop for notes.. no need to waste notebook paper. I mean quicker, easier, and greener! Is there anything better?!?
Okay seriously, we all know that’s not why we love using our laptops in class. If we were really interested in learning we’d write our notes on paper, it’s fucking muscle memory, you can’t fight the learning.
Using a laptop in class is the perfect distraction. Your professor thinks you’re taking notes but in actuality, you are just chatting up your friend on facebook. Or you’re checking out the pics from the party you went too last weekend. A class with laptops is the perfect time to get your online Christmas shopping done. Sometimes you really need those new nikes the minute they’re released. Maybe you’re just so fucking bored you’re playing solitaire. Whatever, it all beats listening to lecture.
I mean, if your in class right now look around. How many laptop users are actually taking notes. If I had to guess it’s probably zero. Okay, tops 3 people if your in a class with 100 students. Everyone using a laptop has at least four different programs running, one of which MIGHT be Word for taking notes. Let’s face it, laptops allow you to get away with not focusing while looking like you are. They’re better than your cell phone.
So, let’s thank the great college God’s for allowing us to use laptops in class. We really didn’t give a shit about the professor’s lecture on Alfarabi’s philosophy on political regime’s during the middle ages. The new pictures posted on facebook were much more important.
THERE IS ONE RULE TO USING LAPTOPS IN CLASS! You can literally do anything you want when using your laptop in lecture, just DO NOT watch porn. Seriously, it’s been done before in one of my classes and it really just weirds people out. Not saying porn’s disgusting, but porn is personal, and not for everyone in class. Watching it in class is wrong. GROSS!